Because my daughter is now a writer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The Balls Trilogy. (Illustrated by the author. Yep, she's talented.)
BOOK ONE: Balls
Balls are fun
I love balls
Some balls have polka dots
BOOK TWO: Pumpkins
Pumpkins are beautiful
I love pumpkins
Pumpkins are best
BOOK THREE (The Thrilling Conclusion): Flowers
I give flowers to people in my class
I love flowers
Flowers are beautiful
Editor's note: Sorry about th wonky formatting. I've been trying for an hour and a half to get it right (Thank You So Muc, Windows Vista, For The Spinning Blue Donut Of Doom) and I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
is TOLERATION even a word?
13 years ago
7 witty remarks on "Move over, Stephenie Meyer!"
Great literature!
The kindergarten journals
Are such fun to read.
You must save them. I still have Cath's kindegarten journals in which we read "I am falling off a house 'splat' please help me" and "Are you ok? I am sick". Great literature I tell you!!
I would buy those books! The colors are so vivid.
The jeans are GREAT! I havent been this comfortable in jeans in a while. Of course, I still havent shortened my leggings, so I havent worn them or the skirt yet. Maybe I'll wear the skirt today with stockings...hmmm..maybe not.
Beautiful! But Joni, you mistranslated Book 2 Ch 4; she really wrote "pumpkins are boss." I couldn't agree more, little duckie.
Betsy should write a column for espn.com or Sports Illustrated -- she would improve the level of analysis considerably.
Here are some ideas for her column:
Pakrs r betr thn Colts.
Bakup safty mks Peytn cry :'(
34-14 = 20 [this last one might require second-grade math skills, but I'm sure she's up to it -- ed.]
She can take it from here. I'd be happy to lend my editorial assistance; it's important to nurture talent in youngsters.
I love Q's kid print! Sometimes I feel bad when I don't know what she has spelled!!! Love Betsy's stories!
Wow, she's an artist! Heck, she's better than I am. I'm just waiting for book four.
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